Mercury Got a Charter, OppFi Bought a Bank, and Customers Bank Called OpenAI. April Didn't Go Out Quietly.

Mercury has conditional OCC approval for a national bank charter. OppFi is paying $130 million to skip the application queue entirely. Agora filed for a trust charter to hold stablecoins. Coastal is absorbing Evolve’s distressed BaaS programs. Customers Bank called OpenAI. The OCC preempted Illinois on interchange. Six moves in thirty days, and the banks that still think this is a trend haven’t been paying attention.